The 2006 George W. Bush Dead Kitten Survey. “Would you, a conservative who supports the President and all his actions, still support him if he went as far as to kill a kitten with a hammer for no apparent reason? What if he killed several?” I can envision the responses already. In this time of war, you give aid and comfort to our enemies by even discussing our president’s bold kitten-smashing policy, created to protect Americans from Islamofascists.