Yesterday, in a drug store here in Charlottesville, I spotted an in-store display that featured this large sign:
Russell Stover, it seems, is getting into the energy bar business. I’ve seen these energy bars get more specialized over the years so, curious, I picked one up to investigated the niche that they hope to fill.
Ah.
Looks like they’ve got “Fishin’ Bars”. Do they have “Huntin’ Bars”? What are the ingredients?
You know, I didn’t buy one, so I’m not sure. But now I regret that. How else will I get my energy up for fishing?
Too bad they can’t put the energy back in Clarksville’s economy after closing down their plant there.
— Conaway