One of my favorite blog traditions is the caption contest. I’ve been meaning to run this one since last December, so I figure it’s about time that I got around to it. (I’m sorely tempted to run for for Albo the Giant.)
Del. Dave Albo and…er…friend. Have at it.
Del. Dave Albo, eager to have complete control over reproduction in the 42nd District, introduces the mascot for his new constituent-spaying program.
(If I may get the ball rolling.)
Cat.
Hat.
In French, chat chapeau
in Spanish it’s el gato in a sombrero.
But who really cares
not you, nor I
If I’m caught drunk driving
David Albo is my guy!
Where the sun does not shine
It is wrong there to play
So I vote in the House
“Ban their rights if they’re gay!”
Or at home with Sally
For a nice back-door screw
Dave he said, “Off to prison,
When we catch you, you two!”
Too bored of old sex,
and too scared to try new,
We appealed to the House
“Please don’t pass “How to Screw””
Pussy cat, pussy cat,
Where have you been,
Been to Richmond,
to save the queens.
No lie, I’ve been reading the Cat in the Hat.
So I have a few things to say off the bat.
Dave’s a jolly good sod –if you care about dirt.
But not the environment, which he’d really hurt.
He votes to cut funds for a rainy day.
But gave churches our money – all of $25 K
Day after day, he’s inserted himself…
In our lives ‘cause his has been on the shelf.
(Until now, that is.) Now he’d cut back so much..
While he goes after schools and tenure and such.
To scapegoat one group means he’s really a jerk.
And it’s all the more reason, this guy cannot work
On behalf Virginians far and wide and be fair.
Instead of imposing a state-imposed prayer.
So, without further delay Virginians will be
Going to vote and striking a plea.
We’ll tell his constituents, all who will hear.
That much is at stake in November this year.
Dave needs a break to obsess about sex, prostitution.
While normal Virginians save our Constitution.
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At a secret, undisclosed, faith-based, government/church research station Virginia State Delegate Dave Albo a-sexually reproduces, with unexpected side-effects.
Del. Albo and a representative from the Virginia Library Association celebrate the 100th birthday of Dr. Suess.
Addison wins the “stick-in-the-mud” award.
LOL.
Take Albo takes a photo op, before turning to the Cat , and asking to see his/her green card.
Delegate Dave Albo celebrates victory in his last debate with Democrat challenger Greg Werkheiser. Alas, the die was cast when Werkheiser mistakenly assumed that a debate scheduled for late October was a costume debate.