Try the veal.

I heard a great joke today.

Q: If you find a Virginia Tech graduate on your doorstep, how do you get rid of him?
A: Pay for the pizza.

Actually, I heard it the other way around (“If you find a UVa graduate…”), but it’s really just not funny that way.

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Waldo Jaquith (JAKE-with) is an open government technologist who lives near Char­lottes­­ville, VA, USA. more »