- Projectile vomiting, while horrible, is pretty spectacular.
- I must never, ever take Vicodin again.
- Theraflu is both a vile concoction and quite effective.
- “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” is either much better or a great deal worse when totally wasted on narcotics. I won’t know which unless I see it again.
- Flu is made significantly more bearable by being married.
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Never take Vicodin again? I once had a pencil stabbed through my foot, and the only good thing about it was the two-week supply of pain-killers I got.
You think “Eternal Sunshine” is different when on drugs? I watched “AI: Artificial Intelligence” on narcoitcs during the foot ordeal, and thought it was brilliant. I watched it on pure air, and thought it was total crap. That DVD went from being the most deep and intense movie of all time to being something I would use for target practice at a shooting range.
Complete agreeance on #5, though I have to say Mrs. Kenney doesn’t always appreciate the “leave me here to die” method of treating the flu I’ve patented.
I believe in marriage, which is why I’m voting NO in November.
“Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” is either much better or a great deal worse when totally wasted on narcotics.
Having seen that movie sober, my money’s on the former.
you’re missing out.. alca-seltzer plus cold and flu.. tablets added to water – not the gel caps… it will make noticable a difference. And keep an eye on the antihistamine levels.. they make a difference too.
Either way, get well soon!
I loved Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind! I don’t get why so many people don’t get it.
I feeel haaaappy right now and I have to say that Eternal spotless mind is/was awesome…get better Waldo.
Being the owner of said Sunshine DVD, my opinion is obvious.
Just be happy I didn’t send you my David Lynch and Dario Argento collections. :)
The more I think about it, now might be a good (or very, very bad) time to watch The Exorcist.
Take it easy.
See #1.
Waldo — Have you reflected on what sins you have committed to bring this upon you? Do the other readers of this blog have some clues? Jerry and I want to know.
Love, Pat Robertson
Re: Number Five.
Depends on who you’re married to, Waldo.
You’re still newlyweds, Waldo. Get back to me on #5 after a few years.
Everybody in my family suffered through #1 this weekend. I may have avoided it by being out of town. Good thing, too. Something about the smell of American cheese…..
I totally agree with you about number 5. And flu is not the only thing made more bearable. Coming off a weekend full of experiences that reminded me of all the blessings for which I am so grateful, I must say that a loving and supporting spouse helps make most things more bearable. I hope you are feelin’ better soon! :-)