Don Knotts is President Bush.
Category Archives: ShortLinks
Sunday Times: Bush drugging, gagging suspects, flying them out of U.S. on private plane, torturing them.
Progress: The death penalty is “moral”?
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Sun-Times: Chicago stealing cars.
NYT: Divorce is higher in red states.
I’ve been paying too much for vodka.
You’ll have to move to West Virginia.
From the annals of unfortunate headlines, WINA writes: Governor Warner Wants to See Fewer Fat People “For the last time, get out of my office, fattie!”
How about a two-assed monkey?
Genetically modified cats for sale Wednesday, October 27, 2004 A California biotechnology company has started taking orders for a hypoallergenic cat for pet lovers prone to allergies. The genetically engineered feline, which is expected to be available from 2007, is the first in a planned series of lifestyle pets, Los Angeles-based Allerca said in a …
Red Sox win the World Series.
Party like it’s 1918. Cox/Roosevelt for president! (Or possibly Eugene Debs.)
Yankees eat it.
Dear New York, Pedro Martinez is your daddy. Love, Boston