How about a two-assed monkey?

Genetically modified cats for sale
Wednesday, October 27, 2004

A California biotechnology company has started taking orders for a hypoallergenic cat for pet lovers prone to allergies.

The genetically engineered feline, which is expected to be available from 2007, is the first in a planned series of lifestyle pets, Los Angeles-based Allerca said in a press release.

From: Harry Landers
Date: Wednesday, October 27, 2004
Subject: Cool Cats

Dear Allerca,

I don’t need a hypoallergenic cat, but if you can come up with a
two-headed cat, I’d be very interested.

Keep me in mind?

Harry Landers

To: Harry Landers
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004
Subject: RE: Cool Cats


You’ll be the first, I promise!!!!!!!!!!!!


Simon Brodie

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