links for 2010-04-29

Published by Waldo Jaquith

Waldo Jaquith (JAKE-with) is an open government technologist who lives near Char­lottes­­ville, VA, USA. more »

6 replies on “links for 2010-04-29”

  1. Has anyone considered the fact that since the President, via Homeland Security, is sending Swat investigators to other oil platforms suggests that they think someone caused the explosion on purpose.?

  2. Wow. Yeah. I’d heard that he was sending teams, but, yeah, it’s SWAT teams. What in the world does a SWAT team know about oil platforms? If this is just to inspect them for problems that could lead to explosions, would teams of, say, mechanical engineers make more sense?

    You’re right—that’s ominous. If this was terrorism… Well, then things are about to get ugly.

  3. I think if they could prove it was terrorism… it would’ve been ugly already. That said, the explosion did happen the day before “earth day”.

    But that’s probably just a happy coincidence.

  4. It sounds like a communications failure at the intersection of “the glorification of military terminology” and “trying to be figurative at inappropriate times.” According to the Wall Street Journal:

    The Interior Department said it has assembled a “swat team” of inspectors to review safety at offshore drilling rigs across the U.S. Mr. Salazar was scheduled to meet in Washington late Thursday with representatives of more than a dozen oil and natural gas companies to discuss how to reduce the odds of another catastrophic blowout, according to an email sent by Mr. Salazar’s office to industry representatives.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703871904575215714243494620.html?mod=WSJ_Markets_section_Commodities

    What their basically trying to do is to emphasize the seriousness with which they take this situation by equating it with a barricade hostage situation, only no one on the communications staff at either the White House or the DOI stopped to consider that maybe we wouldn’t realize that maybe we might take them literally and believe that there is an actual barricade hostage situation. Which isn’t a completely ridiculous thing for us to assume when they’ve just finished talking about the DOD and DHS.

    I’m reminded of the incident where these same communications people scheduled a low fly-by of Air Force One over New York City for a photo op (completely failing to realize that doing so would make all 8 million inhabitants think another 9/11 was occurring). It’s not the first time the normally-articulate communications staff in the administration suddenly caught a case of the stupids when thinking about/talking about terrorism (even metaphorically).

    Figuratively, I think they should all be whipped with wire coat hangers until they learn their lesson, but if someone makes the mistake of assuming that I was being literal, I won’t mind.

  5. Swat also performs duties other than “Barricade hostage situations”.

    They:

    Work Countering terrorist operations

    And

    Provide additional security at special events.

    This certainly might qualify as “a special event”.

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