They're 8" long as piglets, and at full size they're knee-high. Think of how cute the bacon would be.
This six-year-old Cub Scout was so excited to get his camping utensil in scouts that he took it to school to eat. (He loves school so much, and takes it so seriously, that he sometimes wears a suit.) The utensil kit contains a fork, spoon, and—ruh-roh—knife. Now he's suspended and likely to be ordered to spend a month and a half in reform school. Why? Zero tolerance policies on weapons. Zero tolerance policies in schools are terrible, terrible things. This is precisely why.