So apparently beseiged is FedEx with unexpected deliveries of Christmas gift that a package just arrived in an unmarked white panel van with two-day-old temporary tags attached.
Then, I haven’t opened the package yet. It could be a bomb.
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It’s from Virgil Goode.
Get Virgil to come over and open it for you.
Even FedEx is protecting our country and our way of life by shopping.
Well, now you know what to get that guy you ought to get a present for, because, like, you work with him or some crap like that, but you secretly hate him. Just mail that to him, straightaway. Or throw it at him. “I hope your holiday season is just bursting with joy.”
Just don’t drop it. :D
Too bad you don’t live in the ‘burbs. You could just leave it out on the sidewalk and wait for the neighbor’s nosy kids to open it for you. If it isn’t a bomb, you yell at them and take it inside. If it is… less of them nosy kids!