George Allen: He loves him some black folk.

      George Allen knows some black people
. That phat beat leaves no question that he totally understands black Virginians. Man, I could really go for some fried chicken and watermelon right now.

Published by Waldo Jaquith

Waldo Jaquith (JAKE-with) is an open government technologist who lives near Char­lottes­­ville, VA, USA. more »

6 replies on “George Allen: He loves him some black folk.”

  1. OMG. This is just *screaming* to be parodied. The cheesy funk background music is absolutely classic. I want to hear narration like, “You may remember George Allen. He’s the guy who flies the confederate flag and displayed a noose hung from a tree in his office for fun. He showed how much he loves our community by opposing the Martin Luther King holiday…”

  2. My favorite line: “he’s learned from history and from mistakes of the past to be a true friend of the African-American community.”

    That would be mistakes such as the above (perhaps his new motto should be “no noose is good noose…!”), proclaiming Confederate History and Heritage Month, and referring to the Civil War as merely a “struggle for independence and sovereign rights.”

    My second favorite line; “It’s time to standup and support George Allen and give him an equal opportunity too.”

    Wow!

  3. Vanilla Ice would be proud! He probably produced it. Shouldn’t the tagline at the end have been….”Yo, Yo Felix in the hizouz and I give props to this shout-out. Paid for by my Posse and all the fly girls on 14th!

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