It’s simply ridiculous that you would believe the rumors that I’m going to sneak into your house, hogtie you, beat you within an inch of your life, rob you blind, and leave you for dead.
Having said that, all options are on the table.
Don’t feel any better? Yeah. Me neither.
Time to gather the wagons and start openly discussing a recall campaign…
“This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. Having said that, all options are on the table.”
Sounds spot-on to me.