And I don’t take shit.

I just went to the Kinko’s a block from my apartment to photocopy three sheets of paper. (Cost: $0.25.) I inquired at the counter, and I was told that they accepted credit cards or a Kinko’s cash card. Fingering the change in my pocket, I said that I’d be paying cash.

“We don’t take cash.”

They don’t take cash. Store policy.

I left.