I’m all wet.

Five minutes ago, I put a load of clothes in the washer. Four minutes ago, I realized that I left my wallet in my pants. Three minutes ago, I realized that it’s a front-loading washer; ergo, I can watch my wallet spin around and around, but I can’t actually do anything about it.

My life is sort of like a Seinfeld episode, only without the funny.

Published by Waldo Jaquith

Waldo Jaquith (JAKE-with) is an open government technologist who lives near Char­lottes­­ville, VA, USA. more »