George Archibald, lt. gov. candidate.

Ever heard of George Archibald? Yeah, me neither. He’s declared on his blog that he’s running for lieutenant governor. He claims both to be “a Barry Goldwater…conservative” and “a Christian conservative, no ifs ands or buts.” He’s broken up with a married woman he was sleeping with, describes confessed doper Marion Jones as “a role-model we need for our children” and quotes from Michael Bolton. Look out, Republicans; look out, Democrats — the independent George Archibald is running.