Goode: MUSLIMS WILL GET TEH WHITE HOUSE!!!1111ELEVEN!!!!1
Rep. Goode says that supporters of the anti-escalation bill (like, say, Sen. John Warner) would “aid and assist the Islamic jihadists who want the crescent and star to wave over the Capitol of the United States and over the White House of this country.” He fears “that radical Muslims who want to control the Middle East and ultimately the world would love to see ‘In God We Trust’ stricken from our money and replaced with ‘In Muhammad We Trust.’” Also, he wants everybody to know that JFK was assassinated by space aliens, there are spiders in Bubble Yum, and Mikey is, in fact, undead, thanks to the gallons Pop Rocks that were pumped from his stomach.
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