When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. When the Danville Register-Bee hands you the headline “Goode Linked to Gay Movie,” make…um…gay-ade. (With that just-out-of-the-closest freshness that can’t be beat.) Now, Eden’s Curve doesn’t look like porn, per se. Let’s go with gay erotica. IMDB says that if you enjoyed “Eden’s Curve,” you may also …