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12 replies on “5 likely candidates for the new RPV chair.”
The Hamburgler can’t run; he works for McAuliffe… and now you know why TM is so successful in his fund raising campaign.
I’m telling you, George Allen is the guy they need for that particular job at this particular time.
The Hamburgler really ought to be the punchline for more jokes.
I couldn’t agree more.
Even in Virginia, don’t you have to still be among the living to be party chair?
I wouldn’t bet on it.
I believe The Hamburgler is disqualified because of the little known 11th point in the SCC memo to Frederick that accused him of stealing hamburgers from Mayor McCheese and counting them as an in-kind contribution when there is nothing kind about stealing hamburgers from anyone, especially the Mayor. If Jeff Frederick is to be judged for his burger heisting ways, how can they possibly hope to remain legitimate in backing The Hamburgler?
“Even in Virginia, don’t you have to still be among the living to be party chair?”
Clearly, we’ve had brain-dead party chairs before, so why not actually dead?
Wait, did the Hamburgler die?
Well, in the sense that McDonald’s killed him off after losing a lawsuit with the Sid & Marty Croft (the creators of H.R. Puffnstuff, which McDonald’s early characters were clearly ripped off from). But, no, the only dead guy on this list is Falwell.
The Hamburglar choked on Freedom fries.
“Well, in the sense that McDonald’s killed him off after losing a lawsuit with the Sid & Marty Croft (the creators of H.R. Puffnstuff, which McDonald’s early characters were clearly ripped off from). But, no, the only dead guy on this list is Falwell.”
The Hamburgler can’t run; he works for McAuliffe… and now you know why TM is so successful in his fund raising campaign.
I’m telling you, George Allen is the guy they need for that particular job at this particular time.
The Hamburgler really ought to be the punchline for more jokes.
I couldn’t agree more.
Even in Virginia, don’t you have to still be among the living to be party chair?
I wouldn’t bet on it.
I believe The Hamburgler is disqualified because of the little known 11th point in the SCC memo to Frederick that accused him of stealing hamburgers from Mayor McCheese and counting them as an in-kind contribution when there is nothing kind about stealing hamburgers from anyone, especially the Mayor. If Jeff Frederick is to be judged for his burger heisting ways, how can they possibly hope to remain legitimate in backing The Hamburgler?
“Even in Virginia, don’t you have to still be among the living to be party chair?”
Clearly, we’ve had brain-dead party chairs before, so why not actually dead?
Wait, did the Hamburgler die?
Well, in the sense that McDonald’s killed him off after losing a lawsuit with the Sid & Marty Croft (the creators of H.R. Puffnstuff, which McDonald’s early characters were clearly ripped off from). But, no, the only dead guy on this list is Falwell.
The Hamburglar choked on Freedom fries.
“Well, in the sense that McDonald’s killed him off after losing a lawsuit with the Sid & Marty Croft (the creators of H.R. Puffnstuff, which McDonald’s early characters were clearly ripped off from). But, no, the only dead guy on this list is Falwell.”
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