Some guy named Frank O’Leary is spamming me at two separate e-mail addresses about how proud he is to be my treasurer. (I don’t have a treasurer, but I could use one.) He tells me that I can pay my taxes at 70 bank branches, which I’m quite sure is a number that exceeds the number of bank branches in the area. He wants me to support him in the Democratic primary. I had to google him to discover that he’s up in northern Virginia somewhere. I don’t know what it is that makes people seeking these piddly offices think it’s a good idea to spam people hundreds of miles away. Oddly enough, it’s only candidates upstate who seem to subject me to this. I’ve added frankoleary.org to my junk mail filter.