- I must not own more possessions than I can carry all at once.
- Hitchhiking is a totally reasonable primary form of transportation.
- I must never buy more groceries than I will eat before the next time I’m within a few miles of a grocery store.
- There’s no point in seeing a doctor about pain, illness or injury unless permanent disfigurement or death is likely, because he won’t understand.
- It is perfectly appropriate to gently persuade complete strangers to offer me food.
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How about not needing to bathe for days or weeks at a time, and smelling like a goat?
Uh. No. See, you just inadvertently implied that while not hiking I was (or am) in the habit of not bathing for weeks at a time when, in fact, that was an unfortunate byproduct of spending months in the woods. If anything, I learned to value showers more.
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Waldo, I love your blog. In case you ever hit a dark period and doubt your commitment to your online audience, remember that I’m counting on you.
:-)
Wait, those don’t apply? Crap.
Thanks for the tip!
6. Trail-spice (a.k.a. dirt) is not generally acceptable in food.
Then I must return the complement via a gripe about your blog, Nat. It was a regular read for me for years and it just kind of petered out about a year ago now. I don’t know what I enjoyed more — the self-portraits from your travels (mostly inside of airplanes :) or screenshots of sexy GUIs you’re developing.
You don’t blog, therefore you’re not? ;)
6. Food must be protected while sleeping by hanging from a long string in which a tuna can is installed mid-point.
7. Calories are good.
8. Footware is the most important item in your life.
9. Everything worth knowing exists in a series of notebooks.
10. Public nudity on the summer solstice is encouraged by your peers.
Janis,
You are way out of line about smelling like a goat. I have walked behind goats and I have walked behing thru-hikers, and I can tell a thru-hiker is ahead by a good 1/4 mile, whereas a goat cannot be detected until you are practically touching it. What an insult to goats!