Thank God that Virginia Republicans successful campaigned to uphold the sanctity of marriage, lest it be debased by same-sex couples. Now it’s safely limited to couples like Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock, who have filed for divorce after four months of marriage. Unlike in those horrid love-based lifetime unions now constitutionally barred in Virginia, I can feel the presence of the Lord in the dissolving Anderson/Rock holy union. Can’t you?
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It must be because they are sinners. There is nothing else that could so damage a union clearly made in Heaven.
My guess is that both are so insecure, they always thought the other was stepping out on them. Or something.
Holy shit, Kid Rock still exists?
I’ve just been assuming that he evaporated at some point in early 2002.