Subway follies.

New York subway rider tires of preachers, fights back with showtunes.

Preacher Lady: “I got freedom of speech! And God tells me that the gay devils are controlling New York.”�

Me: “If you do not cease and desist fouling the air with homophobia, I must sing…show tunes.”

Preacher Lady: “The Lawd says you are going to…” (litany of punishments that would be fun with the right person).

Me: (sings) “The Girl that I marry will have to be, as soft and as sweet as a nursery, the girl I call my own, will wear diamonds and laces and smell of cologne…”

Published by Waldo Jaquith

Waldo Jaquith (JAKE-with) is an open government technologist who lives near Char­lottes­­ville, VA, USA. more »