Waldo Jaquith

Goddam it, Steele, stay out of the titty bars! We need that money to buy airtime for TV commercials about Periello’s communist agenda!

Posted by Hawkins Dale on 29 March 2010 @ 9pm

Um…at least the GOP’s supporting small local businesses?

Posted by Sam on 30 March 2010 @ 10am

The Republican Party, doing everything it can to try and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Posted by Michael on 30 March 2010 @ 11am

No, no, no, you have it all wrong, Mike. It’s not as bad as it sounds. While I’ve never been to that club, my agent has, and he assures me that most of the topless women simulating lesbian sexual acts with other women are actually heterosexuals, so that’s completely fine.

Unfortunately, Los Angeles being Los Angeles, many of them are undocumented Mexicans.

Posted by Sam on 30 March 2010 @ 12pm

The plastic out there in the ocean is not going to be there for hundreds of thousands of years, as some have predicted. Bacteria will rapidly evolve to break down and digest this massive energy source with no existing competition for the resource. Then many fish and invertebrates will end up with symbiotic populations of this bacteria living in their digestive systems that allow them to eat the plastic. The same thing happened around sulphur vents at the bottom of the ocean. Eventually they will eat up all of the plastic nurdles and there will be an ecological crises caused by nurdle depletion.

Don’t get me wrong – dumping trash in the ocean is a bad idea and we shouldn’t be doing it. But in the long run I think that my theory is probably better than the idea that plastic pellets and trash will conquer the seas.

Posted by Jack on 30 March 2010 @ 12pm

Unfortunately, Los Angeles being Los Angeles, many of them are undocumented Mexicans.

WHAT!?!? Dey took r jerbs!!!

Posted by Michael on 30 March 2010 @ 2pm

Sorry, Michael, something tells me that was never going to be your job in the first place. Time to let go of the dream.

Posted by MB on 30 March 2010 @ 4pm

“You Lie!”

You don’t understand. I coulda had an ass. I coulda been a pole-tender. I coulda bound somebody, instead of not shaking my bum, which is what I can’t, let’s face it. It was you, MB.

Posted by Michael on 30 March 2010 @ 4pm

Okay, wow. I want to apologize to everyone for helping to provoke this. I need to go shower.

Posted by Sam on 30 March 2010 @ 5pm

Sam:

So, my comment that this is all ok, because these women are Christian virgins who are saving it for marriage would not be acceptable or appropriate at this time?

Inquiring minds need to know.

Posted by Genevieve on 30 March 2010 @ 7pm