Waldo Jaquith

links for 2009-08-20


10 Comments

“Instead of buying Fiji water, why not just kick a puppy? It’s cheaper. And local.”

wow, thats genius. heh, I’m looking for a puppy now . . . but will a kitten do if I cant find one?

Posted by JPS on 21 August 02009 @ 1am

There’s a 3:1 kitten:puppy ratio in all things, so you’ll need a few of ‘em.

Posted by Waldo Jaquith on 21 August 02009 @ 8am

damn it! things are always way too complicated.

Posted by JPS on 21 August 02009 @ 9am

“Mr. Ridge provides no evidence that politics motivated the discussion. Until now, he has denied politics played a role in threat levels. Asked by Eric Lichtblau of The New York Times if politics ever influenced decisions on threat warnings, he volunteered to take a lie-detector test. “Wire me up,” Mr. Ridge said, according to Mr. Lichtblau’s book, “Bush’s Law.” “Not a chance. Politics played no part.””

So was he lying then? Or is he lying now? (I wonder which would sell more books???)

Posted by Meri on 21 August 02009 @ 9am

On Hawaii, maybe these folks were confused by the resolution passed during the Clinton Administration apologizing for the overthrow of Hawaii’s former sovereign government. Maybe, true to their conviction of self-determination, these conservatives refuse to recognize anything other than the Kingdom of Hawaii. =) Or I guess, they could have missed the chapter in US history that talked about the popular movement to convert Hawaii from a territory to a state. I mean since it was essentially immigrant labor that rose up and broke the power of the business elite, it is probably a repressed memory.

Posted by tx2vadem on 21 August 02009 @ 10am

When I hear people say that “Obama is doing too much, to fast”, I remind them that they should count their blessings, because if his plate was not so full, Obama’s cabinet meetings would be dominated by a review of Bush Administration High Crimes and Misdemeanors evidence.

Add violation of Federal law regarding political manipulation of DHS to the list.

Posted by Bubby Hussein, Hillbilly Sheikh on 21 August 02009 @ 11am

So was he lying then? Or is he lying now? (I wonder which would sell more books???)

I think he’s telling the truth when it fits my worldview.

;)

Posted by Waldo Jaquith on 21 August 02009 @ 1pm

I think he’s telling the truth when it fits my worldview.

Heh, don’t we all? :-)

Posted by Meri on 21 August 02009 @ 1pm

Bottled water is so weird in general. I was out running errands this morning, and forgot my water bottle, so bought a bottle at the grocery store, as it’s about 200 degrees in Philly and I had a long walk home. It was just water, store brand, whatever.

Except the pitch to sell this water was that it had no calories. The whole bottle was covered in type about the lack of calories in that very bottle of water. I’ll wait for you all to get out your smelling salts. Mirabule dictu, no calories!! My god!

Wait, what now? All water has what? Oh. Hmm.

Posted by Genevieve on 21 August 02009 @ 2pm

Next thing, it will sold on the basis of it being ‘wet’.

Posted by Mark Brooks on 21 August 02009 @ 3pm