O, your rapier wit!

Posted by Will on 11 January 02009 @ 2pm

I’m laughing at “strategberry” way more than I should be.

Posted by james on 11 January 02009 @ 5pm

And on a related note:

http://vagreatblueheron.wordpress.com/2008/09/24/peta-dont-have-a-cow-man/

Posted by Great Blue on 11 January 02009 @ 5pm

… although my favorite is still “Anchovy Fuckup Surprise”

Posted by james on 11 January 02009 @ 5pm

You can already buy ImpeachMints, in many shop in DC (although the mints are not as omnipresent as the lifesize cardboard cutouts of Obama for you to pose with. God, I’m glad I left town to go back to school.). They are peach flavored mints with a cartoon of Bush on the lid and are as horribly obvious and not-tasty as they sound.

I like “Constitution Crumble,” but I question the “crumble” part. Can something crumble if the administration just ignored its existence from the get-go? Wouldn’t the most appropriate “constitution/civil liberties” (“or hell,” she said, steeling herself for commentary from Will, “George W. Bush in general”) related flavor be, um, hmmm, an empty container? Simple, elegant, not as subtle as it could be, but low-cost. :)

But if we must do something, I really must insist that any submission include pretzels.

Posted by Genevieve on 11 January 02009 @ 9pm

An empty container with a $1 Trillion price tag.

“Imperialism Nut Crunch”

Posted by [mark] on 12 January 02009 @ 2pm

Bob Dole Likes Peanut Butter

Posted by Dan Schleifer on 12 January 02009 @ 2pm

National EmbarrassMint.

No really, I’ve got a tin of the damned things around here somewhere. A republican gave them to me.

Posted by Bubby on 13 January 02009 @ 12am

Holy shit, “Anchovy Fuckup Surprise” is excellent! It’s not even a pun.

Posted by Tim McCormack on 14 January 02009 @ 7pm

Heckuva Job Brownie is hilarious, and my laughing at it makes up for my crying over that killer-sad dog story of Bill Emory’s that you linked to.

Posted by Claire Chantell on 15 January 02009 @ 5pm