14 replies on “5 insults I wish I could remember to use.”

  1. A delightfully profane friend of mine goes off on rants containing the evocative terms “turdstack” and “shitstain”, as in “you little ___”.

    He also possesses that wonderful ability to thoroughly cuss someone out without a single bannable word.

  2. A couple years ago “assclown” was my old reliable obscure insult. I’d been thinking of bringing it back. I think I’m going to have to adopt puzzlewit, however.

  3. Heh. I use “chucklehead” all the time!

    “mook” is a verb in our shop…has to do with building software (a take on “make”).

  4. May I respectfully suggest “inverted asshat,” “vaginal blood fart,” and “penis wrinkle.”

  5. how about ‘unfit for human companionship’

    …or one of my new favorites immortalized here by Bubby… ‘belligerent hillbilly’

  6. Cock Monkey is my favorite (I G-rate it to Monkey Noodle for my child), shit bird was used artfully in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, but for the new era of green I suggest “carbon whore” or “ice rapist.”

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