6. trouser stain
7. doughy pantload
8. poopyhead

Posted by Mark Brooks on 1 November 02007 @ 9pm

Jackass is pretty great, too.

Posted by Waldo Jaquith on 1 November 02007 @ 9pm

What’sa matter with you, ya momo?

Posted by Judge Smails on 1 November 02007 @ 9pm

A delightfully profane friend of mine goes off on rants containing the evocative terms “turdstack” and “shitstain”, as in “you little ___”.

He also possesses that wonderful ability to thoroughly cuss someone out without a single bannable word.

Posted by Tim McCormack on 2 November 02007 @ 12am

Turd burglar. Neo-conservative.

Posted by Jack on 2 November 02007 @ 10am

Large matter.

Posted by Jack on 2 November 02007 @ 10am

A couple years ago “assclown” was my old reliable obscure insult. I’d been thinking of bringing it back. I think I’m going to have to adopt puzzlewit, however.

Posted by Sam on 2 November 02007 @ 1pm

“Mook” so sounds like a racial slur.

Posted by Mark Jaquith on 3 November 02007 @ 5am

Heh. I use “chucklehead” all the time!

“mook” is a verb in our shop…has to do with building software (a take on “make”).

Posted by Jeff Uphoff on 3 November 02007 @ 8am

May I respectfully suggest “inverted asshat,” “vaginal blood fart,” and “penis wrinkle.”

Posted by Brian on 3 November 02007 @ 4pm

Nothing upsets people more than calling them “liberal”

Posted by CVillLane on 5 November 02007 @ 1am

crap-weasel

Posted by Katey on 5 November 02007 @ 7am

how about ‘unfit for human companionship’

…or one of my new favorites immortalized here by Bubby… ‘belligerent hillbilly’

Posted by tim on 5 November 02007 @ 1pm

Cock Monkey is my favorite (I G-rate it to Monkey Noodle for my child), shit bird was used artfully in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, but for the new era of green I suggest “carbon whore” or “ice rapist.”

Posted by Chris Gorski on 15 November 02007 @ 3am