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14 replies on “5 insults I wish I could remember to use.”
6. trouser stain
7. doughy pantload
8. poopyhead
Jackass is pretty great, too.
What’sa matter with you, ya momo?
A delightfully profane friend of mine goes off on rants containing the evocative terms “turdstack” and “shitstain”, as in “you little ___”.
He also possesses that wonderful ability to thoroughly cuss someone out without a single bannable word.
Turd burglar. Neo-conservative.
Large matter.
A couple years ago “assclown” was my old reliable obscure insult. I’d been thinking of bringing it back. I think I’m going to have to adopt puzzlewit, however.
“Mook” so sounds like a racial slur.
Heh. I use “chucklehead” all the time!
“mook” is a verb in our shop…has to do with building software (a take on “make”).
May I respectfully suggest “inverted asshat,” “vaginal blood fart,” and “penis wrinkle.”
Nothing upsets people more than calling them “liberal”
crap-weasel
how about ‘unfit for human companionship’
…or one of my new favorites immortalized here by Bubby… ‘belligerent hillbilly’
Cock Monkey is my favorite (I G-rate it to Monkey Noodle for my child), shit bird was used artfully in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, but for the new era of green I suggest “carbon whore” or “ice rapist.”
6. trouser stain
7. doughy pantload
8. poopyhead
Jackass is pretty great, too.
What’sa matter with you, ya momo?
A delightfully profane friend of mine goes off on rants containing the evocative terms “turdstack” and “shitstain”, as in “you little ___”.
He also possesses that wonderful ability to thoroughly cuss someone out without a single bannable word.
Turd burglar. Neo-conservative.
Large matter.
A couple years ago “assclown” was my old reliable obscure insult. I’d been thinking of bringing it back. I think I’m going to have to adopt puzzlewit, however.
“Mook” so sounds like a racial slur.
Heh. I use “chucklehead” all the time!
“mook” is a verb in our shop…has to do with building software (a take on “make”).
May I respectfully suggest “inverted asshat,” “vaginal blood fart,” and “penis wrinkle.”
Nothing upsets people more than calling them “liberal”
crap-weasel
how about ‘unfit for human companionship’
…or one of my new favorites immortalized here by Bubby… ‘belligerent hillbilly’
Cock Monkey is my favorite (I G-rate it to Monkey Noodle for my child), shit bird was used artfully in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, but for the new era of green I suggest “carbon whore” or “ice rapist.”