Because having a mullet and a pornstache is not a crime.
The Fourth Circuit has ruled that President Bush doesn’t get to declare civilians to be “enemy combatants.” W00t! this is in the case of Ali al-Marri, a Quatari who is being held in Charleston without any rights and without being charged with any crime. The court has ordered the White House to either charge him with something or deport him. Duh.
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