Girls arrested for threatening life of fictional character.
AP: A half dozen 14- and 15-year-old girls at a rural Tennessee high school have been charged with conspiracy to commit murder after a list was discovered in a trash can that named people that they wanted to kill, which included “students and faculty members but also included Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey and the Energizer Bunny.” “Principal Tommy Layne said that he initially considered it a joke,” but, y’know, we can’t play games with the life of a stuffed animatronic rabbit. I don’t know who’s dumber here, the principal, for calling the police, or the police, for not hanging up on him when he called.
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