It’s from Virgil Goode.

Posted by Jeannine on 20 December 02006 @ 1pm

Get Virgil to come over and open it for you.

Posted by Greg Bouchillon on 20 December 02006 @ 1pm

Even FedEx is protecting our country and our way of life by shopping.

Posted by Mark Brooks on 20 December 02006 @ 2pm

Well, now you know what to get that guy you ought to get a present for, because, like, you work with him or some crap like that, but you secretly hate him. Just mail that to him, straightaway. Or throw it at him. “I hope your holiday season is just bursting with joy.”

Just don’t drop it. :D

Posted by Genevieve on 20 December 02006 @ 7pm

Too bad you don’t live in the ‘burbs. You could just leave it out on the sidewalk and wait for the neighbor’s nosy kids to open it for you. If it isn’t a bomb, you yell at them and take it inside. If it is… less of them nosy kids!

Posted by Tim McCormack on 20 December 02006 @ 8pm